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#Maedelsabend (4 Posts)

Whilst Juba is still struggling with the cubbies somewhere in the cherry plantation, bringing them home...🐆 Tell me, haven& #039;t thee already did look longingly at a male who is& #039;t wast not a fath& #039;r of y& #039;r cubs?😼 Umh-😺 Well-😸 If...

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Whilst Juba is still struggling with the cubbies somewhere in the cherry plantation, bringing them home...🐆 Tell me, haven't thee already did look longingly at a male who is't wast not a fath'r of y'r cubs?😼 Umh-😺 Well-😸 If you put it like that-😽 You're absolutely right, Niara. Getting a little appetite shall be allowed.😹 As long as he eats at home!😺 Are we still talking about the main course, or are we already at the dessert?😼 At dessert, honey.🐆 With cream and a ch'rry on top!😹 You say it, Nee!😼 The only question is: who is the cherry?🐆😼😺😸😹😽 Haha.😸 Then let's have a toast - to Juba and our stupid numskulls. But we also toast you, Niara, who got the only sensible male in the northern hemisphere.😽 Yes, whoever has such an aristocratic twinkle in their eyes also gets the royal man. But I don't wanna complain, after all, mine hugs me tight before going to sleep. Then I know how much I mean to him.😺 How sweet. And mine is so lovely, he beats up anyone ten paces close to me. With him by my side, I feel safe. Tell me what a cat want more than that?😸 Though they are some idiots, they are our lovely idiots.😹 A true word.😽 Cheers to the men.😸😺😹😼🐆 To the men! #Maedelsabend #Ladiesnight #Frauengespraeche #Anzueglich #TypischMann #JubaOnTour #AcinonyxJubatus #Cheetah #Koesen #KoesenerSpielzeug #PlushiesOfInstagram #PlushiesOfGermany #Stofftier #Plueschtier #Plushie #Kuscheltier #plushies #plushiecommunity #instaplushies #stuffies #stuffiesofinstagram #plushielife

Whilst Juba is struggling with the cubbies somewhere in the cherry plantation...😼 Yeah, Nee, tell us about Juba.😺 C'mon, what's up with both of you?🐆 ...😸 Don't be shy, Nee. Look at us! Are we shy?🐆 But- but what can i sayeth yond thee might want to hear?😹 Tell us about Juba! What's really annoying about this guy?🐆 As often as i bethink about, so often i receiveth to the same point: th're is nothing about that gent yond annoy'd me. Nothing. He is gentle and rough, is loud and quiet, is wond'rful with the li'l ones - he truly is of p'rfect mann'r, o Juba mine.😼 Rubbish, no man is perfect. Man and perfect - these are mutually exclusive.😸 That's right! And it's certainly no different in the house of the Whiteclawes. There must be something about him that drives you mad.😺 Come on, Nee. We're among ourselves. Is your wonderful Juba really that perfect? I bet he pees standing up like any other male does.🐆 But not my Juba. He's not of such a malapert nature. Of course, nay tree is safe from him, but shouldst ‘make me fell? Yond's what i liketh about that gent - the way he defends our lands from the top most rock to the creek.😹 But he surely burps after dinner. Or does he stare after women when he thinks himself unnoticed? Males are all the same at that point.🐆 But not my Juba. He's not of such a lustful nature. Of course, as he recently ador'd the singing leopard on tv - when his mouth dripped lustfully, I already harbored a slight grudge against him.😼 Ah, now we're getting closer to it.😸 I knew it.🐆 But none of yond divides us, because i know that Juba loves me. He doesn't leaveth a day to showeth me. And who is't can completely absolve themselves of lasciviousness? Haven't thee already did look longingly at a male who is't wast not a fath'r of y'r cubs?😽😹😸😼😺 ...To be continued... #Maedelsabend #Ladiesnight #Frauengespraeche #Anzueglich #TypischMann #JubaOnTour #AcinonyxJubatus #Cheetah #Koesen #KoesenerSpielzeug #PlushiesOfInstagram #PlushiesOfGermany #Stofftier #Plueschtier #Plushie #Kuscheltier #plushies #plushiecommunity #instaplushies #stuffies #stuffiesofinstagram #plushielife

😺 Laaaaaadiesnight!😸 And where do you have your little ones, Mara?😺 I handed them over to Juba.🐱 All three? He's already got Swede and Mneka.😺 That's right, but he'll get along better with three more than my two blokes.😼 Yeah, I know what you mean. If I ask my numskull to take care of the cubbies, then I'll have to report missing two out of four.😸 Better than nothing. Whenever mine is up for babysitting, all he does is making sure his beer doesn't fall over while the rascals tear down the house.😺 They don't lift a claw, these lazy bums.😸 That's the way the guys are.😼 So true, so true. "Let's have cubs," he said. He gladly accepted the fun. But who does all the work with the rascals?😾 We, who else? We shall hunt. We shall look after the children. And when it's done, they want their paws massaged after an oh-so-busy day.😼 Pah! Their only effort is to decide whether they wanna lie on the left or right side, this useless bungler.😸 Who are you telling this to?😺 And if you want something from them - you know, what I mean - they suddenly are too tired. To tired of what, eh? But when a young kitten crosses their path, they suddenly wake up.😾 Males - they are all the same. Or what do you think, Niara?😺 Yeah, you are so quiet, Nee. Tell us, how about you and Juba?😸 Yeah, Nee, tell us.😼 C'mon, what's up with both of you?🐆 ...To be continued... #Maedelsabend #Ladiesnight #Frauengespraeche #Anzueglich #TypischMann #JubaOnTour #AcinonyxJubatus #Cheetah #Koesen #KoesenerSpielzeug #PlushiesOfInstagram #PlushiesOfGermany #Stofftier #Plueschtier #Plushie #Kuscheltier #plushies #plushiecommunity #instaplushies #stuffies #stuffiesofinstagram #plushielife

Ich war nur zwei Flecken davor, mir Sorgen zu machen. Den ganzen Nachmittag waren Niara und die Kinder unterwegs, sogar die Sonne schlief schon, und plötzlich standen sie vor der Tür und wollten herein. Bis auf die Knochen waren sie durchgefroren.Ich holte sofort eine Decke, rollte alle zitternden Katzen ein und kochte Tee – einen Earl Grey für mich und Beerentee für die Mädchen. Und so dauerte es nicht lang, bis es uns wieder ganz warm um’s Herz wurde. #Herbst #Autumn #Decke #KaltWieSau #Waldspaziergang #Maedelsabend #EarlGrey #Tee #TeaForFour #JubaOnTour #AcinonyxJubatus #Cheetah #Juba #Koesen #KoesenerSpielzeug #PlushiesOfInstagram #PlushiesOfGermany #Stofftier #Plueschtier #Plushie #Kuscheltier

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